Road Rage.

People on the road are aggravating.

They go slow when you are behind them, then speed up when you want to pass them.

They do not use appropriate lane signals.

They drive me nuts!!!!

This morning, I offered to drive as Jim and I were headed to work. Big mistake.

This woman in a red SUV of sorts begins zipping in and out of cars, apparently headed to somewhere very important. I catch a glimpse of her license plate and notice that the initials for firefighters is present. Great. Jim noted that it is usually a fireman's wife who believes she owns the road simply because she has those initials on her plates. Funny, as her husband is saving lives, she is single handedly destroying them. I played a safe "game" with her, blocking her in and out of various lanes of traffic (sorry, I had to admit this). Finally, she zooms ahead and continues to weave in and out of traffic, tailing people and nearly side swiping various cars. I wanted to roll down my window and ask her where she had to get in a hurry. After a few minutes, it appeared that we had lost her. However, we were wrong. We caught up to her...pulling into a McDonald's. Hope you got your McMuffin in time, Speedy Gonzalez. Hope you are happy you endangered the lives of hundreds for your "happy" meal. Eh gash.