Happy Birthday, Kristine!

April 11, 19--. Kristine Nicole S. was born (I did not use your last name because this is the internet and people can find you – at least according to Aldo!).

You are a loved friend and confidante. You have amazing ideas and I have loved seeing you enjoy life at my alma mater. You are a talented actress and writer (even if you use my name as a crazy person in a piece).

On this day, we celebrate you and your awesomeness. Your ability to make people laugh and to laugh with people through an episode of the Office. The ability to become addicted with us (we know you are) to the show that we were so stubborn about.

Your awesomeness spills out of you like “angel-hair pasta” and I can only hope that one day you meet someone with hair like Hurley. We love you, KrisTYNE! Happy Birthday!!!